Cubanisms - Cuban sayings that are funny!

Bosguagon	the Volkswagen Beetle
marque	a supermarket
groceri	grocery store or supermarket
Guendis	Wendy's fast-food restaurant
Berguerquin	Burger King
Macdonal	McDonnald's
Pisa Ho	Pizza Hut
Sebenileben	7-Eleven convenience store
guarejaus	warehouse
pisicorre	station wagon
paraguero	inept motorist
saguecera	Miami's southwest residential areas
jandi	a parking space reserved for the handicapped
tique	ticket
transporteichon	barely adequate automobile
La Vaquita	the closest Farm Stores to your house
dauntaun	urban downtown area
llompear	the act of connecting two vehicles' power sources together with jumper cables in order to induce recharging of one of the vehicle's batteries
un su	a legal suit
yin	a pair of jeans
blumer	women's underwear; panties
pantijo	panty hose
tenis	athletic shoes; sneakers
chor	pair of shorts
yaqui	a jacket or windbreaker
Guachinton	Washington D.C.
Mallamibish	Miami Beach
printear	to print; use of a computer printer
faxear	to fax
taipear	to type
incontas	Income Tax
bisne	a business or business endeavor
escochteip	Scotch Tape
liquiando	a leak
efichiensi	efficiency housing
Fa	Fab laundry detergent
lonchando	having lunch
cachú	tomato ketchup
quaquer	Quaker Oats brand cereal
quei	a cake
pitipua	green peas
jambergue	a hamburger
beico	bacon
shicle	chewing gum
cuqui	a cookie
jotdo	a frankfurter
sanguishe	a sandwich
estop	stop sign
guau	wow
un chou	to make a scene in public
japiverdei	a birthday
embarkation	failure to adhere to a previous commitment or agreement
flonquear	to fail an examination or course
Tricotri	Halloween
meri crisma	merry christmas
japi nu yier	happy new year